Women often claim that they cannot grow facial hair. I say they aren’t trying hard enough. I want every woman that reads this to ask herself this question: What am I doing with my life? If the answer is not “Growing a wicked awesome beard” you need to kick it in gear and apply yourself. Go read the 19th amendment. Though it doesn’t directly mention the right to grow beards, it’s pretty much implied. Be patriotic, be proud to be a woman, grow a beard.
The Chronicles of Bearddom 2013-Prologue: Happy Birthday -Chapter 1: The Early Universe -Chapter 2: Early Planet Earth -Chapter 3: Life Before Man -Chapter 4: Rise of the Homos -Chapter 5: The Neolithic Revolution -Chapter 6: The Pharaohs -Chapter 7: Mesopotamia -Chapter 8: The Iron Age, pt. I -Chapter 9: The Iron Age, pt. II -Chapter 10: Anno Domini -Chapter 11: Christianity and Islam Emerge -Chapter 12: The Crusades -Chapter 13: New World, New Paradigm