Vivian Wheeler: World’s Longest Female Beard (2010)

Women often claim that they cannot grow facial hair. I say they aren’t trying hard enough. I want every woman that reads this to ask herself this question: What am I doing with my life? If the answer is not “Growing a wicked awesome beard” you need to kick it in gear and apply yourself. Go read the 19th amendment. Though it doesn’t directly mention the right to grow beards, it’s pretty much implied. Be patriotic, be proud to be a woman, grow a beard.

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